- Rock ‘n roll will never die – check
- We won’t write an Afrikaans treffer (unless under a pseudonym or if we’ve already thrown away our self respect) – check
- Music is relative therefore everybody is right and wrong about the Parlotones - check
- We’re awesome so our musical preference is always right – check
- Only if you like our music does your opinion matter – check
- If a wood chuck could chuck wood how much wood would a wood chuck chuck? – undecided
Lately I’ve been thinking that power trips are cool but only if you have some sort of power - which I don’t. So if I had to start power tripping, without wielding any sort of obvious power, what does that make me?
Conclusion: About 90% of the population - a delusional, self-involved butthead who likes hearing them self speak.
And what happens when you give someone like that access to social media and blogging?
That’s right, the Cortina Whiplash blog!
So deal with it.
-Your resident delusional butthead
And now: Saudis in Audis