I know what you’re all thinking…
“When is Cortina Whiplash going to release a pan flute version of their music?”
Wonder no longer.
Cortina Whiplash presents:
“Pan Flute Magic” Cortina Whiplash songs re-imagined.
Coming soon to a Checkers near you!
Click the link to hear "TO AMBER" NOW!
Let me summarise:
She was our recorder player, she was our friend, Mandy, so young she still had her hygienic seals in tact, we love you wherever you are.Playing 3 killer shows in as many nights made me grateful that I have such a great life. I don’t mean to sound boastful (or say “great” too much), but my life is great, it really is. Sure I work, *insert all of life's other unpleasantries here* and all that jazz but come weekends (and most public holidays) I’m cloaked in music and attempting to embody the spirit of rock ‘n roll - what ever that means, all I know is that it's a highly enjoyable undertaking.
Playing so much is coincidentally also improving our playing skills making them all the better to rock you with. Cha Ching!
There were so many highlights this weekend but I’d mostly like to thank everyone who was right up there with us boogieing down to our music, attempting to embody the rock ‘n roll spirit with us. We feel the love big time!
Loandi sommer wants to do naked star jumps for free!
High-5’s all around!
Until next weekend
Peace in the Middle East
I know my reasons but what’s your excuse
All the money in the world and you’re still a douche
Just learn to love your bad teeth and big tush
All the money in the world and you’re still a douche
White S.L.K and a scrunchie to boot
All the money in the world and you’re still a douche
That’s why I’m going to the voting booth
I’ll never know why some suffer and some don’t
Why the rich get richer and the poor get broke
All I know is that I’m happy with what I’ve got
And money will never buy the things that I’m not
Why are you defined by these material things?
Sense of self attached to the amount that you bling
If you eat lots of chillies your anus will sting
We’re all the same if you look under our skin
KICK IT!
All the money in the world and you’re still a douche
I know my reasons but what’s your excuse
All the money in the world and you’re still a douche
Just learn to love your bad teeth and big tush
All the money in the world and you’re still a douche
White S.L.K and a scrunchie to boot
All the money in the world and you’re still a douche
Wah wah wah waaaaaah
Yeah so it’s a little rough around the edges –hey! - you try finding words that rhyme with “douche”. But that’s how Cortina Whiplash rolls, never daunted by a seemingly futile undertaking, we always persevere!
All douching aside though, things in the Cortina Whiplash camp are crazier than ever, brinjals, noughts, bruises, mosh pits, you name it - it’s happening. I think finally people are starting to hear what we’re saying which is: “Let go of your inhibitions! Liberate your body and mind, make an ass of yourself and enjoy it!” And most of all don’t be afraid because Cortina Whiplash will be there to lead by example.
And to those of you who never had any inhibitions to start with (Joburgers), we salute you!
Until next time.
-Tessa Lily
