8/28/10

Cortina Whiplash @ FORR!!!








Ah, nothing better than a well deserved 4 DAY breakaway, sipping on
some R&R and just taking it reeeeaaaal easy!

Ocean, Sun and Sand , Booze and Bands!

If you are joining us, remember The Saturday of FORR is a fun dress day.
...Bring your "gear" and "flex it"!

Time to be Confirmed.
What the Hell, if you are there you can`t miss us ;)
2-6 September 2010

For more information on the festival visit www.forr.co.za
or contact them at info@forr.co.za
or 082-857-2686.

Bookings: http://www.forr.co.za/Bookings

Catch you on the flip side

8/24/10

How many fans can you alienate in one blog post ? ? ?


As Frank Zappa once said “Most people wouldn't know good music if it came up and bit them in the ass…” and I’d have to agree with him. So why have I put myself in a situation where I’m at the mercy of “most people” and their opinion of our music?What the **%$ was I thinking?


I’ll tell you what I was thinking - I wasn’t thinking at all, I was so engrossed in my love of music and my desire to make music for a living that I never once thought that I’d have to convince society at large to think we’re cooler than everyone else in order to be successful.


This is quite a frightening realization because truth be told we aren’t cooler than everyone else. We are who we are, that’s as much coolness as we can offer, and yes we want to make a living as musicians but if that means buying into our own hype and having to convince others that we’re super awesome I’d rather shut myself up in an empty room and play music to the walls because quite frankly the walls are better at distinguishing good music from bad. I refuse to be judged by an entity I have no respect for.


Its the ultimate catch 22: you need the support of the masses to make a living as a performance musician yet if the masses accept you and your “awesomeness” you have become by default a crap band that believes they’re something bigger than they really are.


I know what you’re thinking, what gives me the right to disassociate myself from society, who knows, independent thought perhaps, good question - all I know is that I’m different.


And so are you, yes you reading this right now: if you weren’t, you probably wouldn’t listen to our music and therefore probably wouldn’t be reading this.


So in closing let me say, we are simply musicians who one day hope not to have to subsidize their careers with other forms of income, we imagine a society that invests in the arts, a society of educated listeners. We have no flashy product, no clever marketing tools, no catchy slogans; we are simply a group of individuals who love making music together and if any band ever tries to convince you that they’re something bigger/deeper/more unique than that, you should be weary.


Peace in the Middle East

Tessa Lily


8/2/10

Angels of Rock 2!


Saturday, 21 August
Cool Runnings, Fourways
R50 entrance
Time: 20:00





SHOW BILL:


Cortina Whiplash
Chix with Stix
We Shall Embrace
Saving Insanity
Dementophobia
Vortex

Disclaimer:

This gig is a showcase of female fronted and all-girl musical projects which is always a good thing, however we found the suggested promotional imagery to be a fairly inappropriate (not to mention inaccurate) representation of ourselves and to an extent found it to be sexist and somewhat porno in nature. Not to say that we dislike porno but as a band we seek to empower young up and coming female musicians and we feel... strongly about blatantly using sex to promote our shows.


So we'd also like to put this debate forth to our
democratic fanbase, after all
everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Do you find this image sexy or sexist?
Post your answer on the event wall we'd like to hear what you guys think.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=138382859518803&ref=ts

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All that said we reckon there is nothing better than a night filled with
chicks rocking out so come join the party!!

- Cortina Whiplash


7/24/10

If you expect compliance don't look to Cortina Whiplash

The last people you should expect to toe the line are rock ‘n rollers and besides, without loud-mouthed, opinionated musicians the world would be a terribly boring place. Imagine if there had never been a John Lennon and his “all we are saying is give peace a chance”, no Ozzy and the infamous bat decapitations, no Kanye West interrupting that oh so all-American Taylor Swift (bless you Kanye), no Bob Marley telling us how to chill out and love each other, and the list goes on because there is no end to the musicians who’s messages we relate to no matter how profound or absurd – let’s face it, artists add colour.

Why don’t accountants (no offense to accounts) spend a lot of their time pissing people off with their vociferous opinions? A few reasons:

1. They don’t have microphones.
2. They risk losing their stable jobs.
3. The might care what other people think of them.

Why do musicians seem to enjoy imposing their souls on other people regardless of the repercussions? The converse of all those reasons:

1. They have loud microphones, sometimes with added delay for effect.
2. They don’t have stable jobs.
3. They don’t care what people think of them.
4. They have no choice.

What I’m trying to say is:

As a great democratic society, we have a special responsibility to the arts. For art is the great democrat, calling forth creative genius from every sector of society, disregarding race or religion or wealth or color. What freedom alone can bring is the liberation of the human mind and a spirit which finds its greatest flowering in the free society. I see of little more importance to the future of our country and our civilization than the full recognition of the place of the artist.”
- John F. Kennedy

Thanks John.

Thanks people.
Peace in the Middle East

P.S. Question everything!

7/16/10

Skate forChange Launch Party @ Hotbox Studios!!


The official launch party of Skate for Change 2010. Puddy Zwennis will travel on the 31st of July 2010 on his skateboard from Joburg to Cape town to raise money for the Sos Children's Villages SA. He will have to do 25km a day to complete a distance of a 1800km in 3 months.

Line up:
Isochronous
Cortina Whiplash
Black Pimpin Jesus
Dead Alphabet
Sassquatch
MoeJoe

Entrance:R50

Gates open 19:00
Saturday, July 24, 2010 at 7:00pm
Hotbox Studios
1072 Schoeman Street, Pretoria
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=110589832326437&index=1
Also sms "Puddy" to 38665 to for a R10 don

Cortina Whiplash @ OPPIKOPPI !!!


Friday, August 6, 2010

7:00pm

Oppikoppi “Sexy.Crooked.Teeth” August Festival tickets can now be purchased via EFT / Cash deposit. Please send an email to rene@ticketbreak.co.za with your details and how many tickets you would like to purchase or call them on (012) 327 6601.

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=132957646744482&ref=ts

More to follow !

7/11/10

Our first Facebook hate group!

Our eyes welled up with tears of joy this morning when we were directed to our very first Cortina Whiplash hate group, you know you've 'arrived' when people start hating you.

But that said, we would like to request the following from any potential, future haters...

1. If you hate us enough have the decency to use your real profile to publicize that fact.
2. Please ensure that you use a spell-checker and that your arguments have been well thought-out before posting them in a moment of "Cortina hate rage".
3. Chauvinism is as lame as racism, if you're going to hate us please try hate our music and not the fact that we're women, after all if you hate women and you're a man, yet you're not a gay man where does that leave you in terms of finding a suitable mate?

To directly reference a post from the group, we're not entirely sure what you're "cock-block" post is trying to say but if we've managed to block your cock in someway then we've done well.

And lastly, thank you for taking the time to promote our band.

Now…

To the hundreds of you that pulled into Cool Runnings Fourways to support our launch (this guy included) thank you all so much for coming through, we were overwhelmed by the response and the love! You all rock!

Peace in the Middle East
-Cortina Whiplash
Before we forget...The link !

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=131496516890780&v=wall&ref=ts